he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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