Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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