garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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