No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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