I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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