Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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