His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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