Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
