i would punch a child for taco bell
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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