why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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