he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
