Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
