You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
