How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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