Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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