Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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