you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize