tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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