is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I have already put on my inside pants.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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