I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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