i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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