Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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