Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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