He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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