So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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