I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
