dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You have to summon your inner elephant
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
