Please, let me fuck your mom
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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