And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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