im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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