Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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