Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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