love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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