One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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