There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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