Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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