maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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