I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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