Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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