My nipple is on Facebook.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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