I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
