I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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