positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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