all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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