You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
