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You surviving the open bar?
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Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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