Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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