my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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