I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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