so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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