I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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