Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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