Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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